I should have died today.

I am on the verge of tears.

I am suppose to die today.

And people, you should start loving seatbelts.

I went and bank in money for Yingz today.

And on the way back, some old man banged the back of the car.

*SFX: BANG*

*inserts screams and aching chest due to the impact*

Then *SFX: BANG*

My car banged another car in the front.

I am still giddy headed.

My neck aches.

And I should have died.

If it wasn't for the seatbelts.

Long live the seatbelts because if it weren't for them, I would have flied out.

And probably in the Hospital by now.

LONG LIVE SEATBELTS.